Uncle Richard’s Pecker Polisher Soap – What a Stroke of Luck - Funny Soap for Men – Naughty Stocking Stuffers – Gag Gifts for Men – Dick Soap – Circle Soap - Funny Divorce Gift by Gears Out
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*THE GLEAM WILL MAKE YOU BEAM – A properly polished pecker is truly a sight to behold. The boost in your confidence will leave a sparkle in your eye … and elsewhere.
*SOMETIMES GETTING CLEAN IS A DIRTY JOB – Uncle Richard’s Pecker Polisher Circle Soap requires a little good, old-fashioned elbow grease, but offers a special kind of clean that makes your efforts totally worthwhile.
*A FEW LUCKY STROKES WILL CHANGE YOUR WHOLE DAY – This lightly fragranced circle soap will start your day with a … smile. Rise and shine!
*FUNNY SOAP FOR MEN ON EVERY OCCASION – Not only is this funny wiener soap a hilarious, naughty stocking stuffer, but it’s an awesome gag gift for bachelor parties, birthdays, holidays, and even as a happy divorce gift.
*SIZE DOESN’T MATTER – USUALLY – Dick wants every dirty dude to enjoy the hygienic happies this willy washer brings, so the Pecker Polisher is one size fits most! The inner circle measures about 1 ½ inches in diameter.
Rise and Shine!
Uncle Richard’s Pecker Polisher Soap turns a humdrum morning shower into a deeply relaxing experience! You’re morning routine will truly be a pleasure. As soon as Uncle Richard gifted the world this amazing wiener cleaner, shower times for men increased exponentially. Getting really, really, really clean feels so good!
Gag gifts for men have never been so exciting. You can be certain every gift-giving occasion will have a happy ending! Slip the Pecker Polisher in as a naughty stocking stuffer or wrap it up for birthday, anniversary, or bachelor party. Any man would enjoy this unexpected stroke of luck!
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