Unihorny Pink Unicorn Horn Novelty Dildo Bachelorette Party Fun Hilarious Life of The Birthday Party Bridal Shower White Elephant
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About this product
*JUST LAUNCHED! Be The Hit Of The Bachelorette Party With The Hilarious Gift!
*HILARIOUS PARTY GIFT: Sure To Make EVERYONE Laugh!
*Over 8 Inches Tall And Over 2 Inches Thick! This Unicorn Horn Dildo Packs A Punch!
*You Can Be The Maid Of Honor Or Dishonor With This Playful Present!
*LIFE OF THE PARTY SATISFACTION GUARANTEE - For Any Party Or White Elephant Dirty Santa Games.
Description
Ever done it with a Unicorn? Introducing Stewart, the sexy unicorn stud. He knows how to turn a woman on and get the job done. He also knows how to be the star of any party or occasion when you want to have the most memorable gift. Whether you give the gift of UNIHORNY or get to know Stewart intimately yourself, you'll have to admit - UNIHORNY is FxxxING MAGICAL!
Scene 1: You are taking part in a typical white elephant gift exchange with all the usual stuff - re-gifted candles, ugly shirts, maybe even a fish that sings songs and, oh boy, a funny coffee mug. No surprises and people are starting to want to leave. B-O-R-I-N-G. Introducing...Stewart! Tears turn to joy. Cookies appear to have extra sprinkles. Grumpy cats begin to purr. Is that a choir of angels? It's UNIHORNY saving the party!
Scene 2: You are a bridesmaid for your best friend's wedding. For some reason, Karen got the maid of honor position, even though she is not half the friend you are. It's the night of the bachelorette party and time to open gifts. After sifting through some lingerie and a couple of the "usual" toys, it's your turn. Introducing...Stewart! The air is fresher. Birds begin to sing. The greasy male strippers actually stay out of your personal space. The bride-to-be is smiling and laughing. (Take that, Karen!) Is it a miracle? It's UNIHORNY saving the party!
Scene 3: You are in the mood to get it on and no mere mortal man can satisfy you. You hear the sound of strong hooves and the scent of pure masculinity. Is it an illusion? It's Stewart the UNIHORNY...and he's ready to party.
Whether for you or for a friend, Stewart is here to make sure you get off OR get your picture in the gift-giving Hall of Fame. Then he's gonna want a ham sandwich.
Perfect choice for: White elephant or Naughty Santa gag gift exchange Bachelorette parties / Girls night out 18th / 21st birthday parties Lingerie showers